Power of the Penis

It's amazing the amount of power that dick has on the world. This has always happened in through human existence. Though a guy can beat the hell out of a woman, the fact remains: Women think and feel more than men.

Question

Would America rise higher in power if a woman ran the show?

So this post leads me to the time I went to Barnes and Noble in order to plan out my upcoming posts for Trew Life Advice before my deadline. A waiter approached me, smiled and said, "You want my sausage?"

"Excuse me?" I snapped back. He repeated his self, laughed uncontrollably and left. To keep from performing the clichéd heterosexual action of trying to beat his ass, I continued to work and sip my coffee in peace. But oh, no, he had to keep walking pass me saying, "You want my sausage?"

Finally I stood and screamed, "SEXUAL HARASSMENT!" Well, that an embellishment. I actually told his manager about the disrespectful and unprofessional behavior of her co-worker.

"I'm sorry, but I don't believe you," she said. Her tight ass mouth was pursed so tight it looked like a red asshole. "Lot's of people try to sue B and N (that's what she said, B and N, like their asses wouldn't fire her if she slipped up. I hate when people defend corporations to the death and they're just a worker... Inessential, unsophisticated, and neurotic worker at that) or complain about something stupid. I make it a point to protect my staff."

And with that said, she walked away with him. I continued to work on my posts, trying to forget about the entire incident, until I glanced up and noticed her lightly grope the waiter's ass behind the food counter.

My mouth hung wide open like one of those clowns at the fair who's mouth you shoot with water to inflate the balloon on it's head. I couldn't believe what I'd just seen.

I thought to myself, yeah, we know which staff she's really trying to protect. Typical. That's the power of the P.