Marketing 101- "How To Make 100 Friends In Less Than 48 Hours!"

Put me in a new city with no friends and I'll show you how I'll make more than 100 friends by the next day!

It seems like a loud and large statement, doesn't it? I know, I know. I'm probably approaching the situation the wrong way. I should probably take this slow. Slow is better, right? Yet, America has far come away from slow. We are always fast-paced. Do you realize that hotdogs- in the bun- are becoming microwaveable? I wouldn't taste it, but none the less, the United States is moving faster and faster everyday. Hell, my title states that I can make 100 friends as fast as tomorrow!

The question you ask yourself is, "how in the hell do you do this?" Some of you might expect a silly payout at the end of a long, drawn out 50-something paragraphs. Although this post has gone long enough already, I plan on making the payout come a lot quicker!

 Quick, quick, quick.

No, there are no payouts at the conclusion of this post. There is only one technique that can be used to make up to 100 friends in less than 48 hours. It might seem awkward at first, but I will give you examples of others who have done this as well as examples of how I've done it.

This post should be longer than 1,000 words long, I will condense it. If this is not as quick as a yelp from an English man sitting on hot coals, don't hesititate saving this webpage in favorites and getting back to it. Or you could print it out and read the rest when you have the time.

The Post!

This, my friends, is perfect copywriting. Notice how I grabbed you. Notice how I caught you and made you want to know the unattainable. This is what all of you should be achieving with your writing.

I hope I didn't disappoint you by not telling you how to make over 100 friends in less than a day. I guess the only way to achieve that is by talking to over 100 people and seeing which one wants to continue the conversation beyond the city street, public restroom, restaurant, grocery store or airport.

But the point of this blog article was not making over 100 friends in a day, it was how to guide readers in like guiding a 747 in to a landing and keep those readers reading. This, my friends, was BLOG SELL 101.

Now, we all learn something new everyday. I am not an expert. I experiment, learn and apply. As an experiment, try starting at least 2 of your blog posts or articles with the same flair as the beginning of this post. Don't hesitate to email me at lrl.advice@hotmail.com and tell me how it went. Or you could leave a comment right here on writingup.com!

Until the next posts, folks, much love, peace and empathy.