Men Are Microwaves, Women Are Ovens

Though I consider myself a guru with subjects of love, life, and relationships, it doesn't mean I don't learn more and more everyday. No one person can know everything because the only thing constant in this world is change. And you betta' believe we all receive enough of that (change). Yet, today's post will be about differences.

John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus was a groundbreaking book. It taught so many people are the differences in women and men. I find this so true as there are no facts that it isn't. I mean come on, we have an extension of ourselves (men) that women will never have unless engaged in a romantic wrestling match. But there is something I discovered sexual about the male/female difference.

Men are microwaves and women are ovens!

It's true. I know your brow wrinkles and you stare at your computer screen as if you read a typo. No, you haven't. I will share this information with you all so you'll know one more aspect of the opposite sex that you never knew. Of you might have known it and finally have found someone who understands you.

Men The Microwaves

Men are like microwaves in the fact that they heat up easily. A man can see a pair of panties and if they strike the thought of sex in his mind all blood is rushing toward his "magic stick." Like a microwave, men heat up quick and this results in only an imitation of what the oven (woman) experiences.

Women The Ovens

You guessed it. Women take longer to heat up. Yet the result is something so tasteful and traditional. Who wouldn't take steak and mashed potatoes over a bacon burger with fries? Well, I guess it depends on your hunger for the day. Yet, I know it to be true that a woman can see a naked man, get hot and still NOT want to have sex! Men scratch their heads and say, "Me no understand. Why woman not get hot?" This is because it takes longer to get them hot. It takes more effort to sexually overwhelm them.

The question that presents itself in the end is, what was the point of this article? What was it teaching? The simple answer to that question is as simple as the post itself. It was distinguishing the two. So the next time you are with a lovely lady, gentlemen, and they don't put out; maybe you should stay in a little longer. Trust me, if you do it right that oven will heat up.

Oh, and ladies, the next time you're with a guy and he's moving too quick. Move like a snail and make him work for it. Women have to go through a lot of pain to get to pleasure. Consider fellatio: Teeth placement, suction, making sure the mouth is open wide enough. Umm... Surprises without warning! Weird positions (unless your guy is a quick-shot, you'll be there for a while). Make us men work for our beloved two seconds of total bliss. In the process, maybe you'll receive your damn six waves of ecstasy. I'm jealous now.

Much love, peace, and empathy until the next post!

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